Characters who appeared in one episode only


Sergeant Seymour Skinner (4F23):
Where he's been: Spent five years as a prisoner in a secret POW camp and was then sold to China for slave labor. Until recently, he had been making sneakers at gunpoint in a sweatshop in Wuhan.
Lifelong Ambition: To become principal of Springfield Elementary.
Annoys Agnes: Because... by not cowering before her and borrowing the car without permission.
Dislikes: Tamzarian's aqua suit and lavender shirt.
Wears: A maroon V-necked sweater. When going out on the town, he changes into a turtleneck.
Quote: I must say, in many ways Springfield really beats the ol' slave labor camp.


Young Milhouse (3G02):
Most striking feature: His disproplortionately large head.
Vulnerability: Drinking regular milk can kill him.
Notable accomplishment: Encouraged Bart's first attempts at bad behavior.
Talent: Laughing while drinking soy milk causes it to come out of his nose.
Quote: The world needs a clown.


Patches and Poor Violet ((5F07):
Familial Status: Orphans
Signs of classic orphanhood: The patches on their clothing; the rings under their eyes; their beige pallor; their larger-than-normal eyes; the fact that they're wearing shorts in the dead of the winter.
Their Vitamin Money: One tattered dollar.
Quote: I'd kiss you, but doctor says I'm sick.


Cooder and Spud (5F08):
Live: In the ring toss game.
Work: In the ring toss game.
Their usual breakfast: Cotton candy, Sno-Kones, and caramel apples.
Unique physical abilities: Cooder can pull out his left eye; Spud can unhinge all his joints at once.
Quote: Oh hell, the cooders have been carnies ever since we came here in 1620, clingin' to the side of the mayflower.


Wendell (the pale white boy) (5F11):
Typical state of being: Nauseous. (Sometimes dizzy.) Most dangerous: On field trip bus rides.
pet peeves: Gear shifting, backslapping.
Sad fact: Once sent to his death when a pencil rolled off his desk.
Often seen with: Richard and Lewis.


The Simpsons Men (Many of them... sadly) (4F24):
Occupations: Unsucessful shrimp company manager; airport bird shooter; aspiring millionaire impersonator; insurance fraud perpetrator; celebrity harasser; prison snitch; and jug band manager.
Traits in common: Baldness; dimwittedness; obesity; perpetual five o'clock shadow; willingness to show up somewhere for five bucks.
Favorite sport: Wearing pots on their heads and ramming into eacher other.
Quote: D'oh!


Mojo the Helper Monkey (5F15):
Trained for: Assisting the differently abled, physically challenged, or enfeebled (which is... HOMER SIMPSON)
What Homer has him do: Make orange juice; steal donuts; act as a drinkin' buddy; act as an eatin' buddy; act as a nappin' buddy.
Pre-Homer conditon: Happy, eager, healthy, toilet-trained.
Post-Homer condition: Bloated, lazy, diapered, with breathing difficulties.


Señor Ding-Dong (AABF13):
Profession: Mascot/owner/personnel evaluator at Señor Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta.
Some of the selections at his store: "Ding-dang-dongs" and "Do-Re-Mis."
Hates: Chevy vans
Bad business dicisions: Not carrying jumper cables; hiring Gil.
Quote: If you ever need me, just rrrring!


The Southern Colonel (who wanted to duel Homer) (AABF19):
Profession: Experienced duelist
Group Affiliation: Charleston Dueling Society
Usually wears: A dueling blouse
Transportation: Motor home, complete with all the amenities, a Confederate flag, and his beautiful wife.
Never seen without: Cigars in his breast pocket and a pocket watch. Passes time by: Polishing his pistol and BBQing.
Only Apparent Weakness: Mincemeat pies
Quote: Where are my manners?


FUNZO (BABF07):
Created by: Kids First Industries, based on ideas by real-live kids in Springfield Elementary.
Guaranteed to: Make playtime fun! (Not a guarentee) Features: Soft and cuddly with lots of firepower
Commercial tag-line: "If you don't have Funzo you're nothin!"
Quote: I see you! Give me a hug. I have a flower for 'ou! I'm very mad at 'ou!


Frank Grimes (4F19):
His life: Living without his parents, he worked as a delievery boy to bring present to happier children. At the age of 18, he got injured by an explosion. Then he told himself to speak and feel pain again. So he got later his exam in atomic physics.
He likes: Pencils with his name
He hates: Homer
He wish: His own house, much money and Homer outside America
Good friends can call him: Grimey
Quote: I don't have to do my work, cause someone else will do it.. 'cause I'm Homer Simpson


Hank Scorpio (3F23):
Owner of: CEO of the Globex Corporation
Runs: The biggest terrorist organizations in the world
Loves to: laugh as he watch his enemies blow up before his eyes
Notable Accomplishments: Occupied the American East Coast


Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo:
Dislikes: People saying that they hate his name
Also: Name invented by Homer Simpson in Moe's Tavern


Mr. Sakamoto (BABF04):
Occupation: Acupressure Practitioner
Technique: Always starts at the toes and works his way up
Specializes in: Toe knuckle cracking, scalp massage, and follicle chopping
Manner: Smooth, peaceful, relaxing, and yet strangely familiar to that of Disco Stu
Quote: Mr. Sakamoto wants you to be comfortable while he does his thing.
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