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Three Gays of a Condo Episode Guide
Episode Info:Episode #EABF12 Original Airdate: 13/04/2003 Writer: Matt Warburton Director: Mark Kirkland Guest Voice: Weird Al' Yankovic as Himself, Scott Thompson as Grady, Ben Schatz as Julio Framegrabs: Click here for this episode's framegrabs Chalk Board Gag: N/A Storyline: While searching the missing piece for this Wednesday's family jigsaw puzzle, Homer finds Marge's Memory Chest which contains a letter to Homer describing how their date was all screwed up because Homer got terribly drunk and Marge had to feed him nachos while he plays video games. Homer becomes angry at Marge and their marriage is beginning to have problems. Eventually, Homer moves to Kirk Van Houten's Bachelor Arms where many divorced men live. But Homer left because all the men were speaking their ex-wives names and cannot go to sleep. Walking back home, he discovered a newsbox and took a copy. Homer finds a new apartment with river view, spacious rooms, and only $400 a month, and decided to move in the luxurious new home. When he arrived at his new apartment, he found out that his roomates are homosexuals, but Homer didn't fret (after the episode Homer's Phobia), he continued to live with them but did not realize that he was turning gayer every moment he spends with the homosexuals. Marge eventually tries to win Homer back from the gays, she invited Wierd Al, a famous singer, to help her win Homer back. Homer was moved by the song, and decides to go on a "date" (wha? you will say...) with Marge. However, Homer got drunk this time and failed to attend his date with Marge at the Medieval Times. Feeling sad, Homer goes to Moe's Tavern for a beer where Moe stuffs him up with so much beer that he got alcohol poisoning again. He was then sent to the hospital where he reunites with Marge and ended their marriage problem. Memorable Conversations: Marge: Here it is... this week's family activity. Lisa: Ooh... a jigsaw puzzle! Concert in Golden Gate Park... Ages eight to eighty... Grampa: We know when we're not wanted! Maggie: HUMPH! Marge: The box says its a perfect way to spend a day... and why would a box lie to a person? Lisa: Does anyone have any swan heads? I've got nothing but necks... Homer: Can't help ya... all I got is grey... anybody working on a cement wall? Marge: Turn it over, Homer... Marge: HOMER NO SCISSORS! Homer: But that's how the pros do it... Nelson: HAW HAW! Bart's so poor he has to eat cardboard! Milhouse: What are YOU eating? Nelson: Dry wall... (eats wall) COUGH... Ned Flanders: Oooh... that's quite a thing-a-ma-jigsaw! But it looks like you're missing a piece... Homer: Looks like YOU'RE missing a wife! Ned Flanders: Heheheh... I walked right into that one... Bart: (Lifts up couch cushion) Remember that pet gerbil that we used to have? He didn't run away afterall... Moe: Welcome to Moes! Home of the finest bar crystal in Springfield... (taps shelf)(shelf collaspes)(Crystal breaks) Shouldn't have cheaped out on the shelf... Homer: Oh! So you don't like it when I drink? What other secrets have you been hoarding to use against me? Marge: Homer! Let it go! It's not aways gonna be perfect! We've been married for ten years! Homer: I don't realize that you've been counting years... is it that horrible living with me? Sign: 3 Days Without a Suicide (gun shot) 0 Days Without a Suicide Kirk: If you see a necktie on the doorknob... I'm with a lady... Homer: You dont' have a doorknob... Kirk: I don't have a tie either! Lisa: Mom! I know Dad cares about you... but his feelings are really hurt... why don't you just say you're sorry? Marge: Lisa... marriage is a beautiful thing. But it is also a constant battle for moral superiority, so I can't apologize... Bart: Couldn't you say you're sorry and not mean it? I do it all the time! I don't think I've ever meant it! Marge: Bart! That's not right! Bart: Sorry, Mom... (snaps fingers) See? It's that easy! Homer: (Takes off clothes and slap own butt) Lesbian: (Watching Homer) I didn't think it was possible... but watching him makes me more lesbian... Homer: My problems with Marge started when I drink too much... But then tonight alcohol only made things worse! Maybe all of my problems are actually caused by... Moe: Yeah... yeah... yeah... TAKE YOUR MEDICINE YOU... (stuffs Homer with beer) Notes: In Homer's closet, there is Homer's usual white shirt, Mr. Plow jacket, and his Pin Pals shirt. Homer's fake buisness card reads: Homer Simpson, Quarterback. Moe's Tavern is spelled as Meaux's Tavern in the grand opening poster card. Marge's letter reads: I can't believe you're making this the worst night of my life. You made me sit here all alone, while you play video games with your alcohol friends! Tonight I learned the two of us can't work, I don't want to like the watching you get drunk and holding back your long beautiful hair while you vomit... I have my own dreams, and I can't live them with you... ROOMATE WANTED For Three Bedroom Apartment Spacious, river view, only $400 a month. Call KLN-55555 Ask for Grady or Julio or visit between 9am - 5pm at Village Apartments, Springfield. Shops in the gay neighborhood: Alternative Knifestyles, Armistead's Mopeds, Fabs Abs, and Sconewall Bakery. Homer uses Muzzle in a Can to put beard back. The sign at Medieval Times reads: Jousting Contest: Henry VI Versus Spiderman. |
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