Little Big Mom Episode Guide


Episode Info:

Episode #BABF04
Original Airdate: 18/5/1999
Writer: Carolyn Omine
Director: Mark Kirkland
Guest Voice: Elwood Edwards as Virtual Doctor


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Chalk Board Gag:

I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG


Storyline:

Homer takes his family skiing on Mount Embolism. Everybody except Marge had fun skiing or exploring nature, who wants to remain safe inside the ski lodge. While sitting down, a clock falls off a wall, fracturing one of her bones... she was immediately sent to the hospital with Dr. Hibbert. Lisa assures that the house will be kept fine when Marge's away... but you know what's going to happen!

After a few days without a mother in the house, it became a disaster. Homer and Bart will not do any chores except feeding the fish with oily plates. One night, with the help of Lucille Ball, she devised a plan to get the boys to change their attitude. She mixes oatmeal and green poster paint faking the eczema, making them believe that they have Leprosy.

But her plan didn't work out the way she wanted it to... instead Bart and Homer wisely seeks help from the holy man Ned Flanders, who should know about a disease from the Bible Times. But Ned can't do anything, so he used up his Christmas money and sent them to a leper colony in Hawaii for electric needling treatment. Marge, Lisa and Maggie rushes to Hawaii to tell them that Lisa faked their leprosy, but Bart and Homer already discovered it before hand. They are willing to endure electric needle treatments to spend a vacation in a holiday paradise.


Memorable Conversations:

Homer: The Widowmaker, eh that one's for the ladies. Spinebuster bor-ring... Oooh! Colostomizer!


Homer:/ Don't hurt me! Here's my wallet!


Ned Flanders: Hi-didilyho, shookin-boots!
Homer: Aaah! Flanders?!? That suit's a little revealing isn't it?
Ned Flanders: Well, it allows for maximum mobility, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Homer: Daah! Quit it! Must wash eyes! Stupid sexy Flanders!


Bart: Can I go to the bathroom?
Otto: Euh neuh... say it in snowboard!
Bart: Erm... I gotta blast a doookie?
Otto: Dookan!


Dr. Hibbert: Well, as you can see... it's a compound fracture. The leg must remain motionless, otherwise, a hunk of bone could zoom right up to your brain! Aha heheheheh...


Bart: And don't your worry, all the laundry and dirty dishes will be there when you get back.


Lisa: Dad... wear your clothes!
Homer: ...I don't know...
Lisa: Don't tell me mom dresses you!
Homer: I guess, or whatever friends...


Lisa: The cheese isn't quick melted, let me just pop it back in the...
Homer: GRRRRRR!!! (like a dog)
Lisa: Eh, here you go...


Homer: (holding lollipop filled cellphone) Hello? Lollipop Island? There's a little girl here, who has too many sour balls...! Anyways where were we... hello... HELLO?!? They hung up...


Bart: My skin! My beautiful skin!


Lisa: Any exposure to unsanitary conditions?
Bart: DUH! We're pigs!


Ned Flanders: (After Maude vacuumed Ned's beard) Boys, get the alcohol free alcohol!


Ned Flanders: They've got a top notch leper colony there. So we shipped them off, cost us a bundle too... Guess we'll have an imagination Christmas this year...
Rod/Todd Flanders: YEAH! Imagination Christmas!
Rod Flanders: I've got a pogo stick! (pretending to jump around)
Todd Flanders: I've got a hoolahoop! (swinging his hips around)


Bart: Can we get a room with a view?
Leper Chief: Oh, you have great view, the whole beach, from the electric needle room...
Homer: Really? The WHOLE beach?
Leper Chief: ...Yes... from the electric needle room...


Notes:

Contents from the attic junk box: Pitch Back box, skiis, pogo sticks, tennis raquet, teal bear soft toy, flash cube, spare Christmas tree holder, broom

There was a mountain goat on the hill when Marge, Lisa and Bart rode the escalator uphill.

Homer was hit in the crotch 13 when going downhill with his legs spread apart.

The available hospitals that Marge can stay in are: Downtown General, Beth Isreal, St. Mary's and Springfield Pesbyterian.

Grocery bought from Homer: Maple Soda, Cellphone full of candy, Astronaut Bread (Bread of Astronaut), Sweet Emotions Cereal (Aereo Smith Cereal).

Virtual Doctors are from the makers of Dragon Quest and Sim Sandwich.

Ned Flanders had a "smiley face" bandage stuck on him after Maude vacuumed his beard.

Dr. Hibbert slices open Marge's cast with a pizza cutter.
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