New Kid On The Block Episode Guide


Episode Info:

Episode #9F06
Original Airdate: November 12, 1992
Writer: Conan O'Brien
Director: Wes Archer
Guest Voices: Sara Gilbert, Phil Hartman and Pamela Reed


Framegrabs:

N/A


Chalk Board Gag:

I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS


Storyline:

The Simpsons next door neigbours are moving out (not the Flanders, the annoying elderly couple) and some new people are moving in. It is single mom Ruth and her teenage daughter, Laura, who Bart instantly falls for. Homer has also fell for something - The Seacaptians new all you can eat resteraunt - The Frying Dutchman. He organises a night where he and Marge can go out, and asks Laura if she will be able to babysit.

Bart is now taking a bath, and wearing a little robe, with a pipe that blows bubbles out, in an attempt to impress Laura. They order some food, from a strange resteraunt called Two Guys From Kabul. They get a lot of strange things to eat, and Laura explains that this is all she ever ate when her Dad was stationed there. At the resteraunt, Homer is abusing the offer of all you can eat, and is evetually thrown out. Homer believes this to be injustice, and decides to sue. So they go to guess who - Lionel Hutz. This time for a change, he wins, and Homer becomes a new attraction at the resteraunt, the Bottomless Stomach.

Bart is all tucked up in bed, when Laura asks him to meet in the treehouse. She tells him she is dating Jimbo Jones, destroying any of Barts hopes. She babysits again, this time with Jimbo coming other. Bart does a prank phone call on Moes, saying his name is Jimbo, and gives his adress. Moe rushes over with a knife, and reduces Jimbo to tears. Laura, realising he's not the rebel she thought, dumps him.


Memorable Conversations:

Bart: Nervous Lis? I don't blame you. This is where the Winfields kept their mutated son.
Lisa: Bart! The Winfields didn't have a son.
Bart: See that sock over there. It was his only friend.
*Puts the sock on his hand* Hello Lisa! Here in the dark you won't need those eyes, let me have them!
Lisa: Bart, that's not funny.
Bart: There are some who say the monster *Turns around* is still here! *He spins back around with his eye lids rolled up*
Lisa: Ahhh! *Runs out screaming*


Kearney: Hey baby! How about putting that finger in my ear?
Laura: I dunno. Your boyfriend looks likethe jealous type.
Kearney: Hey, what the-?
Dolph: That chicks messing with our minds!
Kearney: Lets get out of here!


Bart: *In bathtub* Hey, sometimes a guy just likes to look his yellowest.


Laura: *Inidicating to the food* Take your Kafta Bi Sanieh, and dip it in the Labna.
Bart: Now that is good Labna.


Homer: Sorry Marge, this is my quest! I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmills.
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, whats-his-name. The Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the characters name, Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine, I'll look it up *Gets a book of the shelf*
Marge: Well, who was it?
Homer: Nevermind.


Moe: All right! Who's Jimbo Jones?
Jimbo: I am.
Moe: You just made your second mistake, buddy boy! *Pulls out knife*
Jimbo: *Begging on knees, crying* Please, dude, don't hurt me. Oh, man.
Bart: That's your outlaw?
Moe: I wasn't gonna kill you. I was just gonna cut you. Forget it.


Bart: As usual, a knife wielding maniac has shown us the way.


Notes:

The tape Marge gives to Ruth, intended for the 'man of the house' reads : Das Butt XXX Rated

Grampa Simpson has not only been out with an older woman, but the oldest woman! That is of course, until she fell in with the Guiness World Record crowd.

It appears that Homer has ate 14 sacks worth of shrimp - till we realise it's the wrong evidence and that they are in fact letters to Santa Claus.

We see the first phone prank of the season - Amanda Huggenkiss. We also get another one - Ivana Tinkle.
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