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Kamp Krusty Episode Guide
Episode Info:Episode #8F24 Original Airdate: 9/24/92 Writer: David M. Stern Director: Mark Kirkland Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace Framegrabs: Click here for this episode's framegrabs Chalk Board Gag: THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS Storyline: It's the end of the school year, and Bart and Lisa have been promised that if they can each manage a C average on their report cards, that they can attend Kamp Krusty for the Summer. But all's not looking good, when Bart receives all D's. However, showing true quality as a father, lets Bart go, 'not wanting him around all summer anyway'. The bus comes to pick up the children, where the adults see them off, celebrating with champagne. When the kids get to the Kamp, they start to realise it's not what they thought it would be, having to make merchandise for the black market during arts and crafts, and sleeping in broken down shacks. Even Krusty, who promised himself to be there, doesn't show, instead attending to Wimbledon Tennis Tournement. The camp is instead ran by strict Mr. Black and camp consellors, Kearney, Jimbo and Dolph. The children start a revolt, led by Bart, and take over the camp themsleves, naming it Camp Bart, instead of the proposed Camp Freedom. Krusty flies in from Wimbledon, and is confronted by Bart. To make it up, Krusty takes the kids to the happiest place on Earth, Tijuana, Mexico. Memorable Conversations: (Barts Dream) Mrs. Krabappel: Well children, it's the last day of school! Children: Yehhh! Mrs. Krabappel: Here are your grades *Hands out piece of paper to Bart, which reads all F's* Bart: Oh no, Mrs Krabappel, if I don't get a C average, my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty! Mrs. Krabappel: Well, it is unfair on the other children, but alright! *Changes all the F's into C's Bart: Much obliged, Doll! *Slaps her on the but* Mrs. Krabappel: *Laughs* Oh Bart, I'm gunna miss you! Marge: Homer, do you remember your promise to the children? Homer: Sure! When your 18 your ouuta the door! Teacher: Wait a minute! You didn't hear how World War 2 ended...We won!! Children: Yehhh! USA! USA! USA! Marge: Bart, wheres your bathing suit? Bart: I'm gunna swim nekkid! Bart: Hey! Hands off my pickle! Homer: I don't see your name on it, boy! Bart: Yeh, but..*Licks the pickle* Homer: Oh yeh? *Dropes the pickle into a glass of milk* Check-Mate! Bart: Always thinking two moves ahead. Bart: See! I told you Krusty would come! He's gunna bring food! And water! And smite our enemies! Mr. Black: I though you broke their spirits! Jimbo: We did! Mr Black: You broke nothing... Notes: Barts locker combination is 36-24-36. Things in his locker are: A flute, twol old socks, a potato in a cup of water, four books, a box of matches, a large glass jar,, a pot with some fungi in, a kicking boot, a banana peel, a slingshot and a very hard pair of unused gym shorts. Lisa receives her first B, in Conduct. The sign for Kamp Krusty reads: Kamp Krust, the most Krustiest place on Earth. Krusty was almost knighted by the Queen of England, until a phone call from the Kamp interupted him. Krusty's T-Shirt reads: I got smashed at Wimbledon. |
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