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Hunka Hunka Burns in Love Episode Guide
Episode Info:Episode #CABF18 Original Airdate: 12/2/2001 Writer: John Swartzwelder Director: Lance Kramer Guest Voice: Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Gloria, George Takei as Chinese Waiter Framegrabs: Click here for this episode's framegrabs Chalk Board Gag: FUN DOES NOT HAVE A SIZE Storyline: The Simpsons family journeys to the Springfield China Town and ate at a restauraunt. After the meal, they each receive fortune cookies. He reads the fortunes and found them extremely horrible. The manager comes and asks, "Could you make a better fortune?". He is surprised with Homer's fortunes and hires him as a fortune maker for the restauraunt. When Mr. Burns orders delivery from the Chinese Restauraunt, he gets a piece of fortune in the cookie (in which Homer wrote it) that says, "You will find true love on Flag Day". Burns sets off for a women hunt, to find his true love. But all is bad, until he meets this policewoman who was going to give a ticket to Mr. Burns' car. Mr. Burns fell in love with this policewoman, Gloria... He has found his true love... Everything is going well, and Mr. Burns brings Homer on his dates with Gloria for smart advice. Things look good for Monty who proposes marriage, until Gloria's ex arrives on the scene, Snake, who's just recently escaped from prison. He kidnapped Gloria and Homer Simpson thinking that she dated Homer. Homer and Gloria are tied to chairs inside Snake's hideout. Mr. Burns, thinking that Homer has stolen her fiance, calls the police to search for him. When he arrives at Snake's hideout, he realized that it was Snake who kidnapped Gloria. Homer, trying to break away from the rope, burns it with the stove but then sets the house off ablaze. Homer and Snake runs out but Gloria is still trapped inside. Mr. Burns ventures into the house to save Gloria, but at the end, it was Gloria saving Mr. Burns. But afterwards, Gloria is again attracted to Snake, and abandons Mr. Burns. Memorable Conversations: Lisa: I love China town, although I wish they'd stop picking on Tibet town! (Chinese beating up Tibetians) Bart: Uh, yeah! I'll have a shark butt with butt sauce! Marge: BART!?! Waiter: Oh, excellent choice sir! Waiter: Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal? Lisa: NO! Lenny: You are a real winner... Wooh! That fortune really nailed me and my winning ways! Homer: (laughing like a school girl) Hee hee hee hee hee! Delivery Boy: You know sir... tipping is customary. Mr. Burns: Oooh! Me sorry! Me no speaky Chinee! Mr. Burns: (Picking up fortune cookie) Ooh... eh... This cookie feels heavy, as if there is some paper inside. Eee! Euhmph! (CRACK) Smithers: Nice job sir! Mr. Burns: ...that was my thumb... Marge: It's about time Mr. Burns found a woman. I can't stand to see a man single! Lisa: Some people enjoy being alone mom... Marge: Noooo. Everybody should be paired up. (Putting dog and cat together, ketchup and mustard together, Maggie and Cactus together) Marge: (Maggie pushes over cactus) It wasn't meant to be... Homer: Stop that dog! It has my gum! Homer: Yes, Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns: I said "her"! And I said "knee"! Marge: Oh! Oh, Homey, that was amazing! Ah! I hope the kids didn't hear us! (Bart and Lisa staring at the ceiling) Ned Flanders: Oh wow... Mr. Burns: My biological clock is ticking... I could be dead again soon... Snake: Gun... check. Dollar sign bag... check. Power bar... check. All right! Let's rob this... bowling alley? Ok, whatever. Snake: I was (in prison), I told the guard that I was going out for a pack off cigaretts, then I totally stabbed him... mmm, huhuh! Snake: I'll win you back even if I need to pistol whip this guy all night. Homer: Pistol whip?!?! Oh! (Thinking of pistol whip as whip cream brand) Mmm... pistol whip! Kent: 93% says "You're too old" and 32% says "She's a skank"! Homer: (Amuzed by Snake's hideout) Wow! You would've have to kill to get a place like this! Snake: I think his name was... Gustiveson... Snake: I swear I can change. I'm taking computer fraud classes now. Mr. Burns: My Gloria is still inside! Save her! Chief Wiggum: Eh! It's too dangerous! But I got a sister you might like, she's completely hairless like those cats. Kent: We know you've been through a lot, ma'am, but We want you to stand beside the burning house and say, "Channel 6 is hot, hot, hot!" Mr. Burns: Remember Homer, there is no muscle stronger than the human heart. Homer: What about the wiener? The guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his... Mr. Burns: Yes... Notes: Toys "L" Us is one of the shops in China Town. The restaurant that the Simpsons ate in is called Bob's Big Buddah. The restaurant menu reads: Chicken Rolls - Fried rolls filled with chicken and vegetable, Chow Mien - Fried egg noodle smoothered in your choice of sauce and vegetables, Shark Butt - With assorted vegetables sauteed in any of these - Butt - Garlic - Curry - Black Bean, Lemon Chicken - Strips of chicken breast fried and served in lemon sauce. Mr. Burns payed the delivery boy $14.12. Booths in the amusement park: Pick a bear, Snacks, Hoop-Shoot, Hit the Pyramid of Cans, DRINK (drink milk as fast as you can), and Aim at the Color (throw at a wall with different color circles). Two lesbians holding hands walked in front of Mr. Burns in Stu's Disco. Video games in Barney's Bowlarama: PONG and Nuke Canada. Snake's mailbox reads: SNAKE (aka jailbird) Things inside Snake's hideout: Dartboard, nuclear Substance, large screen TV, soccer ball, moose head, a safe, computer components, paintings, jewelry, sculptures, a surfboard, a bicycle, and a golf club set. This episode is dedicated to the memory of George Harrison. |
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