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At chunkylover53@aol.com Executive producer Al Jean said the show's writer-producer Matt Selman registered the address chunkylover53@aol.com before the episode aired. Jean told the New York Post: "He logged in the night that the episode aired and it was immediately filled with the maximum number of responses. "He's tried to answer every one of them and then as soon as he answers a hundred, a hundred more pop in." "It's like letters to Santa Claus, he's trying to answer them as Homer and give advice." Homer's AOL Profile Name: Homer Simpson Location: Springfield, USA Sex: Male Marital Status: Married to Marge Hobbies and Interests: What was the question again? Favorite Gadgets: Im not the one on trial here! Occupation: Nuclear plant guy Personal Quote: This books too hard Here are some of the replies from Homer Simpson: Bor-ring. -- Homer Simpson Really. I can't think of anything. I am quite drunk. -- Homer Simpson, Happy Dude Okay, here's the deal. I'm running a little behind on my e-mail answering. Try to understand that I'm very popular -- Dan Ackroyd popular. Anyway, long story short, I have to go to Moe's now. Your Homer, Homer Simpson Thank you for watching high-quality scripted American television. As a valuable member of Fox's target demographic, please patronize our many excellent sponsors. Yours in Jebus, Homer Simpson P.S. If you think this is a generic response, you couldn't be more wrong. Mmm... spam... -- Homer Simpson Hey Lenny, I'll meet you at Moe's later. Order me a keg and with a six-pack chaser. Your best friend, Homer P.S. Don't tell Carl I said we were best friends. I told Carl he was my best friend, but I was lying. P.P.S. If this is Carl, please don't read anything above this I am so tired from answering so many emails... I hope I never get another email again. -- Homer Simpson P.S. Please respond to this email. I didn't even know the internet was on computers these days, let alone some kind of electric mail dealie. Please send all future letters (and beer) to: 642 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA then a zip code. Praise Jebus! -- Homer Simpson -- Homer You have reached the email of Homer Simpson. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep. -- Homer You have reached the email dealie of Homer Simpson. I'm not on the computer now because I'm at a free starter karate lesson. -- Homer Simpson Except for the jokes. Praise Jebus, -- Homer I'm so confused. Confused and tired. -- Homer Simpson, local man P.S. If you know Weird Al, tell him to send me a t-shirt. glad to see you finally figured out that Internet e-mail thingy on your Macintosh (that is a G4 Tower you bought last year, isn't it?) So tell me, 1) where is Springfield? 2) is Flanders REALLY that annoying to you? 3) what kind of donuts you enjoy the most? one of your biggest fans..... and here's Homer's response: 1) Springfield is in your heart. 2) Yes. 3) Free ones. --- Homer Moe -- I promise I'll pay my tab. Don't break my legs! Or eye-stab me! Or crotch-shoot me! I'll come up with the money! I'll sell Lisa's homework! Or Marge's collection of doorbell chimes! Or Bart's flamethrower! Just give me some time! -- Homer P.S. See you at Moe's! |
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