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 Name: Momar "Moe" SzyslakAge: 44 Height: 5'10" Occupation: Owner of Moe's Tavern Past Occupations: Flaming Moe's, seen selling oysters that look like Lucille Ball, bartender at Mr. Burns beach house, coach of little league hockey team, substitute for Ms. Krabappel, child star as on of the "our Gang" members, family restraunt called "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag", boxing manager, pet shop owner, and a boxer. Member of: Protest against Itchy and Scratchy, the Pin Pals bowling team, the Civil War recreation group, movementarians at once, the Stonecutters, crew on Homer's navy ship at once, NRA (National Rifle Association), bird watching group, and Homer's vigilante group. Bad Habits: Road rage, calling Marge "Midge". Likes: Women who take their clothes off for money. Dislikes: Prank phone calls, barflies with no money. Hobbies: Shooting at the shooting range, bowling. Biggest Goof: Robbing his own bar. Illegal Activites: Bar turns into a casino, loan sharking, keeps pandas captive in bar, runs a whale smuggling operation. Other Stuff: Once had plastic surgery done to increase his so called "beauty". The new face landed him a role on a TV soap opera.  Name: Comic Book GuyAge: 45 Height: 5' 10" Weight: 280 lbs IQ: 170 Real name: Unknown- however, creator Matt Groening had coined the name Louis Lane in a recent interview Apperance: Overweight guy stuffed into a Blue T-shirt and Red shorts. Usually wears blue and white trainers but on occasion has been known to wear sandals Demeanor: Highly sarcastic; surly; insulting and rude Loves: Eating, profiteering Hates: Getting off his stool for anything other than a cash transaction Zodiac Sign: Aquarius Favorite food: Tacos Qualifications: Master's degree in folklore and mythology Prized possession: A rare copy of Mary Worth in which Mary advises a friend to commit suicide Voiced by: Hank Azaria Other Information: Has brown hair worn in a pony-tail, fat and constantly eating waddles when walking, highly sarcastic attitude, still a virgin, lives with parents  Name: Hans MolemanAKA: Ralph Mellish Age: 31 (Alcohol ruined my life!) Features: Yellow skin, like a peanut, blind as a bat, even with coke-bottle glasses. Residence: Springfield Retirement Castle, Springfield USA Occupations: Truck driver, Janitor, Hot dog vendor, Adult education teacher, Solar energy promoter, Radio show host, Jail libraian, Short film producer, Security guard  Name: Frank GrimesAge: 23 His life: Living without his parents, he worked as a delievery boy to bring present to happier children. At the age of 18, he got injured by an explosion. Then he told himself to speak and feel pain again. So he got later his exam in atomic physics. He likes: Pencils with his name He hates: Homer He wish: His own house, much money and Homer outside America Good friends can call him: Grimey  Name: Ned FlandersVoiced by: Harry Shearer Occupations: Pharmacist, Owner of 'The leftorium' left-handed store, Principal of Springfield elementary, marriage counsellour, runs the junior campers, volunteers at 'Helter shelter', head of the PTA, Known relatives: Maude (wife), Rod and Todd (sons), Grandma Flanders, Jose Flanders, Lord Thistlewick Flanders Doesn't like: His parents, the post office and Maude underlining passages in his Bible Things Homer has borrowed/stolen from him: TV tray, power sander, camcorder, weed-whacker, bathtub, camp equipment, weather vane, air-conditioner, barbecue Biography: Ned Flanders is a God fearing Christian who is incredibly nice and this bugs his nextdoor neighbour Homer. However he did go a little crazy after his house was destroyed by a hurricane. Ned is a brilliant character and the writers of The Simpsons always come up with great jokes for him. We all know someone like him who is almost too nice and seems to have everything perfect. Other stuff: Has Ph.D. in mixology, he annoys Rev. Lovejoy, has a Flanders Bible, reads Newsweek, makes nachos with cucumbers and cottage cheese, puts honey on pancakes, likes non-fat ice milk, puts his children to bed at 7pm, plays Bombardment of Bible questions, has a tithe day where the family helps out hobos, owns a pair of Assasins (trainers), has a sattelite dish with over 230 channels locked out, is a member of a bowling team The Holy rollers, drank a blackberry shnapps over 4000 days ago, has old paint cans in garage, wore a dress in his fraternity days, has a bar in basement, gets beer from Holland, drives a Geo, as a child took part in The University of Minnesota spankological protocol, checked himself into Calmwood mental hospital, writes on a notepad titled From the noggin of Ned, Has Rev. Lovejoy on his speed dial on his telephone, played Stanley in A streetcar named desire, saved Homer from a fire, has a sign next to the bar in his basement which reads 'seven days without a drink makes me weak', has a boat named Thanks for the boat Lord II, his license plate reads JHN 143, Da Vinci's 'last supper' hangs in his den, has a bomb shelter, thinks dice are wicked so the kids move one space at a time, donated a kidney to the first available donor, is 60 years old!  Name: Clany WiggumOccupation: Police Chief of Springfield, and sometime law enforcer. Criminals most involed with: Snake (many times convicted) and Mayor Quimby (currently holding office) Medical Illnesses: Once had bad asthma and acne but now suffers from obesity. Asthma cured when Grandma Simpson destoryed Mr. Burns' chemical warfare experiments in Mother Simpson (3F06). Biography: Started his policing career as a Student Security Officer (??) patrolling Mr. Burns' chemical warfare experiments. Owes a debt of gratitude to Grandma Simpson because her destruction of Burns' experiments cured his asthma. He then worked his way up the Springfield Police, somehow, and guides incompetence with further incompetence. Of a most portily build he leads "Springfield's Best" in beer swilling and donut eating but seldom crime fighting. He also part of the mighty Springfield Police Force Softball Team.  Name: Barney GumbleAge: 36 Weight: Between 260 and 300 lbs, depending upon last week's beer consumption Occupation: Barfly Best Friends: Homer, Moe, and Duff Favorite Meal: Peanuts from the garbage can, beer from ashtrays, all you can eat bbq chicken Expert On: The sting of mace, cheese omelets, belching Sources of Income: The Springfield Sperm Bank, Guiniea Pig in Laboratory, plowing snow Jobs Created: Protecting Moe's Beer shipments Past shames: Dropped his cummerbund in the toilet at high school reunion, mistook a Girls Scout meeting for an AA meeting Accomplishments: Managed to streak through his seinor prom, stops and starts his own heart at will, made it through astronaught training only to go back to drunkedness off of non-alcohlic wine Near Death Experiences: Drank his heart to stopping ar Moe's, got stuck under an avalanche, got stuck in the gears of Moe's Pet Store/Bar  Name: JasperAge: Over 60 years old Job: Retired Residence: Springfield Retirement Center Hobby: Complaining at the Retirement Center Voice: Harry Shearer Friends: Abe Simpson, Crazy old man Confused between: Bingo and Battleship Owns: A beard, cane, and a wooden leg Can sing: "Lollipop" by the Chordettes Accomlishments: Got his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener, sang "Lollipop", shot in the leg, became a tourist attraction being frozen in a Kwik-E-Mart freezer, went to Super Bowl, turned in to a dog-like-creature, member of Stonecutters, and was a part of a human pyramid.  Name: Professor FrinkHair Style: Brownish-green colored hair Characteristics: Thick eyeglasses, Buck teeth Most likely to say: mmm hay..., mumble Wears: Pink trousers, a white shirt and a blue bow-tie, plus a green jacket or a white lab coat Martial Status: Has been married (possibly divorced, certainly separated), has a son IQ: 199 Phone Number: 555-5782 Voice: Hank Azaria  Name: Krusty the KlownReal Name: Herschel Schmoikel Krustofsky Voice: Dan Castellanta Hometown: Tupelo, Mississippi Religion: Jewish Occupation: Famous TV clown - Host of "The Krusty The Clown Show" Past Occupations: Street Mime Medical History: Had a near fatal heart-attack in 1986. Underwent triple bi-pass surgery Physical Features: Red nose, white face, curly green hair, large red shoes, slightly overweight Guest Stars in the Krusty Komeback Special: Bette Midler, Hugh Hefner, Johnny Carson, Elizabeth Taylor, Red Hot Chili Peppers |
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