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 Name: Ralph WiggumAge: 8 Nickname(s): Ralphie, Sweetheart, "Blindy" Family: Father, Clancy Wiggum (Police Chief); Mother, Sarah Wiggum Likes: Lisa Simpson, burning things, bushes without prickers, sugar Favorite Foods: Worms and Paste. Future College: Bovine University Post-college Plans: Live with Underground Grandma Goals: To become a principal or a catipillar Nasty Habits: Wets pants, picks nose, eats nasty things, doesn't brush teeth, a little "slow" His Happiest Day: When the doctor told him he didn't have worms His Best Summer: When the doctor told him that both his eyes were lazy Imaginary Friends: The lepracaun and Wiggle Puppy Extra Info: Cats breath smells like catfood. Won 2nd grade diarama contest. Mr. Burns rejected his idea for "Power Plant of the Future". Scared by "Tyrannasaurus Rex." Was once in the famous boy band, Party Posse, but disbanded due to manager getting arrested for blowing up MAD Studios. Star tap dancer in the 2nd grade tap-studio, but couldn't perform due to eating too many plastic lollypops. Was a hall monitor, but pretended he's Ultraman. Joined the non-denominational youth group "The Pre-teen Braves." Wanted a wolf to be his mommy  Name: Milhouse Van HoutenJob description: Student, bullies' punching bag, Bart's sidekick. Or more accurately "watching Bart go and wow 'em while he hides in the bushes" Spit brother: Bart, who is also his "bestus buddy" Lost love: Samantha Stanky Crush on: Lisa Simpson Heros: Krusty the Klown, Radioactive Man Spends most of his school time: Being bashed up by Nelson and co Coolest Purchase: Bitchin' leather jacket purchased with 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics Biography: His is a tragic story of wimp-hood and near-sightedness (or is it far?). Born of a Cracker factory loser of a father and a mother obsessed with order and cleanliness, Milhouse found his only solace with Bart, who sadly took him on only as a junior member of their buddy-hood. Often caustically handled by Homer, Milhouse is a self-admitted nerd and milquetoast. Also, it was revealed in the Lisa's Date with Density (4F01) that Milhouse is desperately in love with Bart's little sister and will do anything to gain her favor, even being reduced to the status of message bearer to her foremost love, the less-than-genteel Mr. Muntz. In Lisa's Wedding (2F15) it is revealed that in the future they date each other but Lisa pulls out of the relationship  Name: Martin PrinceAge: 10 years old Birth Location: Springfield General Hospital Hobbies: Opera, School and building Soapbox Race Cars School Teacher: Mrs.Krabbapel I.Q: 216 Pet's: Shizu dog Rival's: Simpson, Bart Friends: Wendell  Name: Edna KrabappelOccupation: 4th Grade Teacher at Springfield Elementary Martial Status: Divorced, but still looking (once tried to pick up Homer and the drummer from Aerosmith at Moe's Episode 8F08 1/21/91) Habits: Can sometimes be seen smoking inside the school On Strike: While leading a teacher's strike, held up a sign that said, "Honk if you like cookies" Favorite Apparel: Blue skirt, green sweater, blue pumps Favorite Canned Dinner Brand: Chef Lonelyhearts Restricted: Can't go to the library anymore because "everybody stinks" Other Edna Notables: She was once kissed by Bart after he passed his history exam to allow him to pass the forth grade (episode 7F03 10/11/90)  Name: Seymour SkinnerOccuapation: Principal of Springfield Elementary School Nickname: Spanky Residence: Still lives with his mother Education: According to the students, he knows everything Reputation: Renowned stuffed shirt Top Secret: Rumored to wear a toupee Speech: Uses big words Turn-Ons: Orderliness; promptness; respect; good grooming Turn-Offs: Chaos; tardiness; disrespect; Bart Simpsons Other Notables: Seymour proposed to Patty Bouvier (Marge's Sister) after a brief courtship. Patty turned down Skinner's proposal (Episode 7F15 2/14/91)  Name: Nelson MuntzOccupation: Springfield Elementary School bully Favorite Pranks: Hot-footing (pulling a lit match between someone's toes); Hocking freshly caught fish at cars Quote: Haw Haw! Secret to Success: Cheating Companions: Two weasels who carry out many of his evil whims; Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney Wears: T-shirt; shorts; vest with ragged hemline Secret Shame: Not as smart as he looks Terrorizes: Everyone Voice: Nancy Cartwright  Name: WendellTypical state of being: Nauseous (sometimes dizzy) Most dangerous: On field trip bus rides Pet peeves: Gear shifting, backslapping Sad fact: Once sent to his death when a pencil rolled off his desk Often seen with: Richard and Lewis Voted for: Martin Prince in Class Election  Name: Willie the GroundskeeperAge: Willie is in his mid-to-late 30's Weight: Willie weighs a staggering 245 pounds Height: Willie is about 6'2" Appearance: Willie appears as a mild mannered Scotsman. When he is excited, he is known to rip off his shirt to reveal a heavily muscled chest. He has a thick red beard and is bald on the top of his head Occupation: Willie works at the Springfield Elementary School. He cleans the grounds frequently, and is also in charge of keeping the inside orderly. We aren't sure what his pay is, but we do know that he has a shack on school grounds that he sleeps in Origin: Willie is from Scotland and talks with a thick scottish accent. He is reunited with his parents in a particular episode in which Homer tries to capture the Loch Ness Monster |
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